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Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Messed up the world by telling a lie.
You name it, he’s screwed it, there’s nothing else to do,
But there’s 60 days left so don’t think that we’re through.

Born with a long silver spoon up his arse,
It’s the reason why he was at the bottom of his class.
But that’s just the start and it doesn’t even compare
To the policies he promoted, and his audacity to dare.

Voters got it wrong, they just didn’t realize,
But they did it again! Damn you buckeyes.
What they did was allow another four years of idiocy,
Im not questioning their beliefs, I’m questioning their literacy.

Kyoto be spurned and the UN be damned!
We’ll give the Middle East our own helping hand.
Global Warming’s natural, you scientists are crass,
Let’s consume more oil and guzzle more gas.

Forget about the debt, there’ll be no defaults,
We’ll keep borrowing more as the economy halts.
We’ll deregulate them markets, let the greedy get greedier.
We’ll keep cutting taxes, let the needy get needier.

You had major ‘daddy issues’, now the whole world will pay,
You’re liable for impeachment, it's what the Democrats say.
Will you stop being ignorant and do something nice?
Which moron advises you? Is it Condoleezza Rice?

You played to the right wing, making abortion an issue,
You ignored Darfur and you ignored Mogadishu.
We all think it’s time you stopped your politics of fear,
In any case, the end of your presidency is near.

Georgie Porgie, now take your pudding and run,
Nothing more you can screw up, that you haven’t already done.
Don’t ignore the polls, for they tell a sordid tale,
Of the pathetic eight years, and the presidency that you failed.